You know how earlier I was fairly composed and could actually speak? Not anymore.
I AM SO NERVOUS. MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE HAS KICKED INTO OVERDRIVE AND KSFJDFKSDF;
MY YOGA TEACHER COULD MAKE USE ME AS AN EXAMPLE INSTEAD OF THAT VIDEO BECAUSE MY CORTISOL LEVELS ARE PROBABLY THROUSHDJKFHHFDGH THE ROOF.
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Also, I love all the non-US people on Tumblr that are offering up their homes with welcome arms if RMoney wins. I mean, not really offering up their homes, but the sentiment is nice.
Also, Alaska, why you open so late?
Florida's going to give me a heart attack.
...Huff Post. What in the world? I am all for RMoney not winning, but these numbers make no sense. Also, West Coast hasn't come in yet at all. A total of 0% reporting.
And Massachusetts just blinked out an update. But you know what? I'm not even worried about MA cause RMONEY CAN'T EVEN WIN HIS STATE. Just for reference, RMoney only has 38.5% while Obama has 59.9% and the other candidates have 1.6%.
Right now, Nevada and Alaska are the only states without color. Alaska still has 30 minutes of voting but why is Nevada still grey? Questions questions.
Now that I'm looking at it more calmly, no doubt thanks to Tumblr having disappeared from my tabs, I don't like the way Huff Post organized their map. The dark blue are the states Obama has supposedly won. Yes, the probability of a Romney getting more votes as the numbers are tallied are slim, but Huff Post's "wins" just aren't accurate. And vise versa.
Montana only has 2% reported in so far but is a state that Romney has "won."
Florida is 92% done and Obama has a lead of .2% still.
Hmmm. The lack of Tumblr really does make a difference. Without other people, the results don't really hit you. They're just numbers. I for one won't be returning to Tumblr though since it may result in a broken keyboard, as evidenced by my frantic wordlessness above.
Nevada, Colorado, and Florida are all light blue now. Just a little longer until Alaska closes up.
Virginia turned blue. *u*
Okay. Just realized that Romney literally cannot win. Election's been screwing with my brain.
RMoney is leading the popular vote by .2%. But you know what I have to say to that? Al Gore. He won the popular vote but unfortunately did not have the electoral votes.
It's 12:03 am, Alaska's closed, and Obama's still president for better or for worse. More on that later.
For now, goodnight.
All views in this post are mine. This post has not been proof-read.
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